What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
The lil' Columbia, Maryland Yuppette was shopping in an upscale pet center. "I want a dog of which I can be proud," she told the salesman. "Does that one have a good pedigree?"
"Miss," declared the clerk, "if she could speak, she wouldn't talk to either one of us."
Have a happy Hump Day... today is actually my Friday - woo hoo!! Sometimes we all just need a little stupid humor to make it through the day. Much love and be good poppets while I'm gone!